Here are some quotes from roles Jessica has been in. Alot of these involve some of Lydia's best one-liners one General Hospital.
Stefan: You set this up for you and Nikolas?
Lydia: No, for me and your housekeeper.
Lydia: You have the subtlety of a freight train.
Lydia: I heard about it in a diner, A DINER!!
Lydia: Maybe this party isn't so boring after all.
Maid: The police say to leave at once. They're setting the search dogs loose. It isn't safe to be on the grounds.
Lydia: Oh. Well, then let's all just go running out into the fog, shall we?
Lydia: Of all the dreary, pompous, self-important idiots --